- Stacking this month’s unread magazine on top of last month’s unread magazine.
- Eating dinner like we’re trying to break a world record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. All while standing up.
- Letting your husband choose between poop and laundry as a topic of conversation.
- Figuring out how to go to the restroom without putting the baby down.
- Wearing undergarments that look like something from a 1930s catalog.
- Spending two hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking her up two minutes later to make sure she’s still breathing.
- Having to plan trips to the grocery store in great detail. Then looking forward to going just to get out of the house.
- Forgetting what you were…